Last month I received an OBSCENE amount of gifts and presents – It was probably one of the best months I’ve seen in a year but then again, it WAS my birthday month. Well, to my surprise (Not really) – continued to receive gifts for my birthday well into may, a lot of which were bought from either my private LUXXXURY wishlist or the wishlists I choose to share only with boys I know well.
As of late, I’ve been drinking Armand De Brignac quite of bit due to having two full sized bottles. It’s so crisp and delicious, definitely worth the BIG money my boys paid for it – PERFECT for a late birthday present. A month or two ago, one boy bought me a bottle of 2005 Louis Roederer Cristal that I used for a private clip in which I poured it all over my body – I decided I will release this clip as a LUXURY findom item with the premier of my redesigned clip store a few months but for now, I was left Cristal-less so I had Crapcreep buy me another bottle, this time a fine bottle from 1999. Also received these coach sneakers as a late birthday present. They were a little too snug but nothing wearing them around the house won’t fix.
Once again, like any self respecting woman I’ve got to have TONS of shoes. I cycle through shoes constantly, giving some away to friends or goodwill and making space for new ones. I’m ABSOLUTELY in love with the nude/pink Charlotte Russe heels – they’re SIMPLY perfect. Don’t you think?
I decided to step outside for the first time in like 2 days and saw a couple packages thrown sloppily under my wicker bench in the front yard. There was an instyler dryer, a logitech wireless mouse, some Dolce & Gabbana shades, a Betsey Johnson mini purse and SURPRISINGLY, a Jawbone UP bracelet. I was REALLY confused as to how the Jawbone got there since I’ve never told anyone I wanted one, nor did I have it on any of my wishlists. Either way, since I didn’t really care for it, I had my boyfriend drop it off at my moms house for HER to enjoy. Among some of the other gifts I received was a 32 inch television(shown) and a 22 inch one which I don’t have a picture of and I can’t be arsed to go take one of.
I’ve been in the process of slowly redecorating my home as far as furniture goes and I found these BEAUTIFUL round glass tables, I just HAD to have them. I actually don’t have them set up anywhere yet (lol) but I’m sure I’ll find a use for them soon. Also had Sissy Rezhalia get these beautiful front yard lights for my sister’s house as a housewarming present. Isn’t my sister LUCKY? I might just get a set of these for myself. I almost wanted to keep them!
Recently started my newest tattoo which has been completely slave funded, thanks losers. She’s an ABSOLUTELY hotttt zombie pinup – I feel that this tattoo fits my style perfectly. I LOVE her already! Among other things, got my Kreepsville 666 dress, Bloody Kisses by Type O Negative on vinyl, some SUPER cute stoner socks and a Saguaro Zippo to rep my Arizona pride!
Like always, I like to occasionally indulge myself in some greenery and the quality of what I get is NOT cheap. Also, I burn candles like no other and I got 6 new Gold Canyon candles 3 of which are pictured here. They smell INCREDIBLY divine. Had a couple snail mail tributes with BIG money, A couple purses I bought at a consignment boutique downtown which Pukebox IMMEDIATELY reimbursed me for and some sexy chunky sandals!
Did I mention that I also bought these BEAUTIFUL Juicy Couture earrings at that cute little consignment boutique downtown? Another $45 immediately reimbursed. I NEVER have to pay for anything I want. Other things received included new hair dye, a SUPER cute beanie that says you wish, various pieces of jewelry and honestly my FAVORITE was the 14 pairs of Druzy cabochons. These are usually pretty expensive for a pack of 2 (around $20) so when I saw them on sale for $8 with free shipping for a 2 pack, I went a bit CUCKOO on slave roy’s wallet and bought myself a ton of them. It’s a well known fact that I make jewelry pieces which are displayed at art shows ACROSS the west coast and these will be used to make more EXTRAVAGANTLY beautiful pieces.
Last month I gave my keurig setup to my sister on a whim when she got her own place and I decided it was tome for a NEW one. Lol, I couldn’t do without! Some other things received were a NONO system (which I was really disappointed with – don’t believe the hype ladies), a slowcooker, a new gps system which I was DESPERATELY in need of since my old one broke and some Beats headphones for my boyfriend because he lost his old ones. Dating a financial diva DEFINITELY has its perks!
Aaaand just like shoes, every girl must have her fair share of designer bags. This is actually my FIRST Tory Burch bag and I ABSOLUTELY love it with all of my heart. It was on sale at Nordstrom and that was a direct signal from the heavens that it MUST be mine. Also, had slave chris buy me a new canvas signature MK tote, an AVON perfumed lotion pack and pay for my dress for my friend’s wedding – I’m going to be a BRIDESMAID.
With summer literally here (It’s already reached 109 degrees in my city) it’s time for some new FEMININE and summery dresses & tops. Also, decided to get this $80 roxy 2 piece for the summer. I foresee lots or river float downs wearing this AWESOME bikini. The flower crowns are actually different colors – one is light pink and the other is white but the flash makes them almost look the same.
More things for the redecoration of my house, Some LED’s for my car dashboard, some inline skates which I’m terrified to use because I haven’t skated in probably 8+ yrs, here’s to HOPING I don’t die lol and a new futon for my garage which I’m SLOWLY turning into what will become my new clip filming space.
Some of you remember last month I posted about a HUGE almost $400 shopping spree piggyj happily paid for but I was still waiting on the items – well, they got here and these are the AWESOME tops he got me from Blackcraft Cult, Killstar and various other amazing brands that I absolutely LOVEEE.
And last but not least, like any good month I HAD to have an arsenal of amazon giftcards to fund my INSATIABLE spending and LUXURY shopping. as well as have both mine and my boyfriend’s COACHELLA 2015 tickets with car camping paid IN FULL – after all, we both deserve it. Overall May has been an awesome month for me, let’s try and top this next month boys. I know you guys work hard for me and I know you boys will continue to do so because I’m the Goddess you NEED in your life. Without me, you’d be nothing.
Until next time, losers.